For the past 69 years, not a single Hasidic Jew has been nominated for an Oscar, again calling out Hollywood for a lack of diversity and attention to the minority’s cinematic talent. “Everyone says Jews run Hollywood, yet the people who might most accurately resemble Judaism in its true form […]
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Los Angeles Wants Syrian Refugees . . . to Create Food Trucks
The city of Los Angeles submitted a proposal on Tuesday in which they would take up to 10,000 Syrian refugees on the stipulation that when they move here, they are required to create food trucks. The demand for food trucks continues to increase all over Los Angeles, but the ideas […]
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McDonald’s Picks Up Lucrative Contract With Subway’s ‘Jared’
Two days after spokesmodel Jared Fogle ended a twenty-year relationship with Subway due to an alleged child pornography charge, McDonald’s signed Jared to an exclusive five-year contract worth millions. “Jared has many similar qualities that we value here at McDonald’s,” said McDonald’s Vice President Linda Marine at a press conference […]
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Caitlyn Jenner and Rachel Dolezal Get into fight at Standard Hotel
No arrests were made after a physical altercation between Catilyn Jenner and Rachel Dolezal erupted Tuesday night at the Standard Hotel in downtown Los Angeles. The argument started over a People Magazine article of Who Wore It Better. According to witnesses, Jenner started the argument by referencing the article and […]
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LeBron James to Play One Game for L.A. Galaxy
Following LeBron James comment last year that he wanted to play a game in the NFL, L.A. Galaxy coach, Bruce Arena, invited LeBron to play for the soccer team in hopes to boost sales after the three years of substantial decline caused by the retirement of David Beckham. “With the […]
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Race Relations Between Blacks and Whites Completely Resolved Following Nikki Minaj and Taylor Swift Reconciliation
After an intense twitter battle, in which Taylor Swift used the n-word repeatedly, reconciliation between pop stars Nikki Minaj and Taylor Swift has essentially served to end all race conflict in the United States. The argument started earlier this week when Nikki tweeted about the apparent racism in the music […]
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Kim Davis Claims Pope Francis ‘Hit On’ Her, Rebuffs His Advances
During Pope Francis’ visit to the United States he met with Kim Davis, who reported that he made a sexual advance on her and that she turned him down. Davis (now infamous for her refusal to grant marriage licenses to gay couples in Kentucky because of her religious views) says […]
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McDonald’s Joins with Barbie to Improve Young Women’s Body Images
McDonald’s and Barbie declared a joint venture on Friday signing a deal that would place plus-sized Barbie dolls in Happy Meals. “The body shaming in this country needs to end, and we think that it should come from the corporation that started it in the first place,” said Barbie co-founder […]
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Buzzfeed Accounts of 70% of All News Read in the U.S.
As of June, Internet sensation Buzzfeed now reaches more people than the New York Times, Washington Post, Economist, Reuters, AP, Guardian, and BBC combined. “That’s just not how we process news now,” said buzzfeed CEO Lou Bateman. “We want things we genuinely care about.” The Sunshine Herald was able to […]
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Donald Trump Arrested, Revealed as North Korean Spy
On Monday, GOP candidate and real estate mogul Donald Trump was arrested by the FBI on charges of espionage and collusion with the North Korean government. “Trump has been the most productive North Korean agent of all time,” said Director of the Department of Justice John Albacore. Trump has been […]