Greece economy still less lucrative than a Ponzi pyramid.

Beach volleyball declared the most universally white sport in America. Beats out other top contenders tennis and bowling.

Catalina Island to be converted to prison based on Alcatraz model. Will generate huge revenues for state.

Jimmy Carter gets cancer and then defeats cancer. Unequivocally proves he’s the toughest president ever.

Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin sing duet of Ebony and Ivory in attempt to repair relations between the two super powers.

Volkswagen finally lives up to its Nazi roots.

Drinking two liters of water a day still not enough, according to FDA.

Jonas brother saves Zach Galifianakis’s life, regrets it.

U.S. finally enjoys soccer – through FIFA controversy

David Letterman leaves the air. Generation-Y still has no idea who he is.

El Chapo digs a hole, escapes. Interviews with Sean Penn, caught again.

Mystery oil in Southbay turns out to be baby oil from Dwayne Johnson’s Malibu house that caught fire.

Runyon Canyon most instagrammed hike in all of America.

Downtown L.A. murder rate drops again now equivalent to South Central murder rate.

Betty White says she’ll fight in the UFC

Who Wore it Better Rachel Dolezal vs Catelyn Jenner

Hillary Clinton’s Emails Shocking Email Confessions

Thursday January 1, 2015