After telling the press that Vladimir Putin was like ‘Hitler’ and a ‘tough guy with a thin skin,’ Hillary Clinton has now gone either farther with a drunken tirade poking fun at Putin’s physical appearance and personality.
“He looks like a used Q-tip. His hair is literally the color of earwax. And his head is so much larger than his body that I can’t help but want to grab him by the shoulders and swish his head in my ear.”
“But his smile. His smile looks like a cartoon shark except that a cartoon shark is not as conniving and bloodthirsty. Hell, he makes the shark from the Little Mermaid look like a little bitch.”
The name-calling began after a fundraising dinner where she admits that she “had a few too many.” The tirade was in response to Putin putting Russian forces in the Crimean peninsula essentially invading the country of Ukraine.
Her verbal explosion, picked up by the Associated Press, also caught Mrs. Clinton rambling about Putin’s personality and heart.
“I have seen more compassion out of a Japanese tentacle porn flick, then I have from anything Putin has done.”
A day after the event, Mrs. Clinton acknowledged that she had perhaps been a little harsh with her words, but at the same time completely stands by them, claiming she was only citing the truth albeit in a colorful manner.
Putin has yet to respond, but Russian journalists reported his face did in fact move after hearing the insults and the curves of his mouth ever so slightly tightened.