The unintended victims of California’s legislation legalizing recreational marijuana are drug dealers but not in the way many might think. Many marijuana drug dealers are concerned that they will no longer have any friends now that they cannot provide them with access to illegal drugs. “I mean I don’t have […]
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Jimmy Kimmel Discontinues Halloween Candy Prank After Child’s Rampage
For six years, Jimmy Kimmel has ran a Halloween prank where parents tell their children that they ate all their candy. The parents upload videos of their children’s reactions usually consisting of tantrums and tears. But this year was different when after hearing the news about his candy loss, one […]
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Kaepernick Says He Was Tebowing the Whole Time
Colin Kaepernick came out on Monday explaining that he wasn’t protesting the national anthem for black rights but was in fact ‘Tebowing’. Kaepernick blames the media for the hype and grossly misrepresenting him. “I had been Tebowing for a few games in a row and no one even noticed. Then, […]
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The Most Interesting Star Wars Merchandizing in the World
George Lucas famously made sure he was assured all merchandizing profits from his Star Wars saga lending to him being a billionaire. But just how far does the merchandizing license reach. The answer is far and wide. Here are the top ten most interesting Star Wars themed merchandise in the […]
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Donald Trump Buys Burkini Business Empire, Now Welcomes All Muslims to the U.S.
Following the recent ban by many conservative politicians in France, banning the use of the burkini, Donald Trump has bought four of the five major burkini producers in the world. ‘The American people want a businessman who makes smart decisions. I am making a profit and essentially brokering a peace […]
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Selfie Stick Fight at the Getty Museum
Selfie sticks are now banned at the Getty Museum following an altercation between two men on Saturday. According to witnesses, both men had selfie sticks and engaged in a pseudo-sword fight in the West Pavillion. The ensuing fight damaged many pieces of art resulting in close to $3,000,000 worth of […]
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Israel uses Reverse Psychology to Kill Iran Nuclear Deal
After months and months of denouncing the Iran Nuclear Deal, Israel has finally struck gold by supporting the measure and in doing so making it unfeasible for any Iranian to support. Israel has poured millions of dollars into various propaganda campaigns in Iran over the last three months criticizing the […]
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Children Militants at Toys R Us
Inspired by the Oregon protestors a militant group of children has taken over a Toys R Us.Calling themselves the Naps Are For Babies (NAFB), a group comprised of eight small children ranging in age from 5 to 9 years old stormed into the Toys R Us at La Cienega Plaza […]