Today is National Albino Raccoon Day. A day in which people spread their love for the all the creatures in the world even if they’re as ugly and deplorable as an albino raccoon.
“The goal of National Albino Raccoon Day will be to support the causes of Albino Raccoons. We will primary accomplish this goal by people posting photos of themselves alongside various albino raccoons on social media platforms,” said Jeffrey Peters, president of the Raccoon Society of Los Angeles. “This in turn will severely impact albino raccoons all around the world.”
When asked how specifically this would help albino raccoons, Peters responded that no one really knows how social media does anything but it unequivocally does do something.
This year will mark the first celebrated National Raccoon Day and the editors at the Sunshine Herald have composed a list of all the other new National and International Days that will be first celebrated in the upcoming year.
June 20 – International Unibrow Day 
July 5 – National Hangover Day 
June 28 – National People Who Don’t Like People Who Walk Slow Day 
July 19 – National Mesh Shirt Day 
August 2 – National Painters Who Like the Primary Colors Day 
August 23 – National Tire Day (as sponsored by Michellin) 
September 28 – National Hangnail Day 
October 17 – International Drunkenly Text Your Ex Day 
November 17 – National Public Urination Day 
October 25 – National Old, College Hoodie Day 
January 8 – National Five O’clock Shadow Day 
January 23 – National Dogs Who Look Like Thurgood Marshall Day 
February 15 – National Ax Handle Day 
March 30 – National Used Electronics Day 
April 3 – International Rock Collection Day