‘Doloris’ is the hottest baby name trending this year despite no parent having used it since the early 1950s, according to the Onomastic Society of America (OSA). The name has also become incredibly popular among hipster parents, who by definition love all things vintage, and there is no name more […]
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Albino Raccoon Day
Today is National Albino Raccoon Day. A day in which people spread their love for the all the creatures in the world even if they’re as ugly and deplorable as an albino raccoon. “The goal of National Albino Raccoon Day will be to support the causes of Albino Raccoons. We […]
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NFL Admits to Suffering from Affluenza
Roger Goodell released a press release yesterday in which he admits that the NFL has suffered from Affluenza for close to 40 years. Affluenza is a painful, contagious, socially transmitted condition over debt, anxiety, and stress resulting from the dogged pursuit of more. It is now a recognized mental illness […]
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Big Bird Releases Instagram Post Finally Revealing What Kind of Bird He Is
“I am and always have been a Dodo.” – Big Bird
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Is Pluto a Planet? Presidential Nominees Way In
Trump: Pluto is too loser of a planet. It’s small. It’s weak. Oh, does Pluto endorse me . . . ? Rick Santorum: I think every state should be able decide whether or not it’s a planet. I don’t think any big government organization should be able to define it. […]
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The Real Reason Former National Security Advisor Flynn left – Acting Will Star as the Hobgoblin in Upcoming Spiderman Flick
There has been widespread confusion and speculation regarding the exit of General Michael Flynn. First reports indicated he voluntarily resigned before Trump seemed to announce that the General was dismissed. However, we at the Sunshine Herald have exclusively discovered that Flynn in fact quit in order to play the supervillain […]
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Drug Dealers Social Lives Destroyed from Recreational Marijuana
The unintended victims of California’s legislation legalizing recreational marijuana are drug dealers but not in the way many might think. Many marijuana drug dealers are concerned that they will no longer have any friends now that they cannot provide them with access to illegal drugs. “I mean I don’t have […]
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Jimmy Kimmel Discontinues Halloween Candy Prank After Child’s Rampage
For six years, Jimmy Kimmel has ran a Halloween prank where parents tell their children that they ate all their candy. The parents upload videos of their children’s reactions usually consisting of tantrums and tears. But this year was different when after hearing the news about his candy loss, one […]
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Kaepernick Says He Was Tebowing the Whole Time
Colin Kaepernick came out on Monday explaining that he wasn’t protesting the national anthem for black rights but was in fact ‘Tebowing’. Kaepernick blames the media for the hype and grossly misrepresenting him. “I had been Tebowing for a few games in a row and no one even noticed. Then, […]
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The Most Interesting Star Wars Merchandizing in the World
George Lucas famously made sure he was assured all merchandizing profits from his Star Wars saga lending to him being a billionaire. But just how far does the merchandizing license reach. The answer is far and wide. Here are the top ten most interesting Star Wars themed merchandise in the […]