Roger Goodell released a press release yesterday in which he admits that the NFL has suffered from Affluenza for close to 40 years. Affluenza is a painful, contagious, socially transmitted condition over debt, anxiety, and stress resulting from the dogged pursuit of more. It is now a recognized mental illness […]
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Drug Dealers Social Lives Destroyed from Recreational Marijuana
The unintended victims of California’s legislation legalizing recreational marijuana are drug dealers but not in the way many might think. Many marijuana drug dealers are concerned that they will no longer have any friends now that they cannot provide them with access to illegal drugs. “I mean I don’t have […]
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The Most Interesting Star Wars Merchandizing in the World
George Lucas famously made sure he was assured all merchandizing profits from his Star Wars saga lending to him being a billionaire. But just how far does the merchandizing license reach. The answer is far and wide. Here are the top ten most interesting Star Wars themed merchandise in the […]
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Donald Trump Buys Burkini Business Empire, Now Welcomes All Muslims to the U.S.
Following the recent ban by many conservative politicians in France, banning the use of the burkini, Donald Trump has bought four of the five major burkini producers in the world. ‘The American people want a businessman who makes smart decisions. I am making a profit and essentially brokering a peace […]
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McDonald’s Picks Up Lucrative Contract With Subway’s ‘Jared’
Two days after spokesmodel Jared Fogle ended a twenty-year relationship with Subway due to an alleged child pornography charge, McDonald’s signed Jared to an exclusive five-year contract worth millions. “Jared has many similar qualities that we value here at McDonald’s,” said McDonald’s Vice President Linda Marine at a press conference […]
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McDonald’s Joins with Barbie to Improve Young Women’s Body Images
McDonald’s and Barbie declared a joint venture on Friday signing a deal that would place plus-sized Barbie dolls in Happy Meals. “The body shaming in this country needs to end, and we think that it should come from the corporation that started it in the first place,” said Barbie co-founder […]
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L.A. Votes for $15 Minimum Wage
In a 14-1 vote the L.A. County supervisors voted to raise the minimum wage in the county to $15 over the next few five years. “Our goal was to price it out so that the average glass of wine at a restaurant is the same as an hour at minimum […]