Today is National Albino Raccoon Day. A day in which people spread their love for the all the creatures in the world even if they’re as ugly and deplorable as an albino raccoon. “The goal of National Albino Raccoon Day will be to support the causes of Albino Raccoons. We […]
Jimmy Kimmel Discontinues Halloween Candy Prank After Child’s Rampage
For six years, Jimmy Kimmel has ran a Halloween prank where parents tell their children that they ate all their candy. The parents upload videos of their children’s reactions usually consisting of tantrums and tears. But this year was different when after hearing the news about his candy loss, one […]
Caitlyn Jenner and Rachel Dolezal Get into fight at Standard Hotel
No arrests were made after a physical altercation between Catilyn Jenner and Rachel Dolezal erupted Tuesday night at the Standard Hotel in downtown Los Angeles. The argument started over a People Magazine article of Who Wore It Better. According to witnesses, Jenner started the argument by referencing the article and […]
LeBron James to Play One Game for L.A. Galaxy
Following LeBron James comment last year that he wanted to play a game in the NFL, L.A. Galaxy coach, Bruce Arena, invited LeBron to play for the soccer team in hopes to boost sales after the three years of substantial decline caused by the retirement of David Beckham. “With the […]
Donald Trump Arrested, Revealed as North Korean Spy
On Monday, GOP candidate and real estate mogul Donald Trump was arrested by the FBI on charges of espionage and collusion with the North Korean government. “Trump has been the most productive North Korean agent of all time,” said Director of the Department of Justice John Albacore. Trump has been […]
Justin Bieber on Par to Beat Wilt Chamberlains Sex Record
Wilt Chamberlain claimed to have slept with over 20,000 women during his lifetime.
Marijuana to Fight Eating Disorders
On Wednesday, Mayor Garcetti implements his revolutionary program, Fighting Chronic with Chronic (FCWC), where the government will give over 100 pounds of marijuana to several Los Angeles high schools to help girls dealing with eating disorders. “Just think for a second if we somehow combined our youngsters with eating disorders […]