“I am and always have been a Dodo.” – Big Bird
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The Real Reason Former National Security Advisor Flynn left – Acting Will Star as the Hobgoblin in Upcoming Spiderman Flick
There has been widespread confusion and speculation regarding the exit of General Michael Flynn. First reports indicated he voluntarily resigned before Trump seemed to announce that the General was dismissed. However, we at the Sunshine Herald have exclusively discovered that Flynn in fact quit in order to play the supervillain […]
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Jimmy Kimmel Discontinues Halloween Candy Prank After Child’s Rampage
For six years, Jimmy Kimmel has ran a Halloween prank where parents tell their children that they ate all their candy. The parents upload videos of their children’s reactions usually consisting of tantrums and tears. But this year was different when after hearing the news about his candy loss, one […]
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The Most Interesting Star Wars Merchandizing in the World
George Lucas famously made sure he was assured all merchandizing profits from his Star Wars saga lending to him being a billionaire. But just how far does the merchandizing license reach. The answer is far and wide. Here are the top ten most interesting Star Wars themed merchandise in the […]
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Hasidic Jews Snubbed in Oscar Nominations, Again
For the past 69 years, not a single Hasidic Jew has been nominated for an Oscar, again calling out Hollywood for a lack of diversity and attention to the minority’s cinematic talent. “Everyone says Jews run Hollywood, yet the people who might most accurately resemble Judaism in its true form […]
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Caitlyn Jenner and Rachel Dolezal Get into fight at Standard Hotel
No arrests were made after a physical altercation between Catilyn Jenner and Rachel Dolezal erupted Tuesday night at the Standard Hotel in downtown Los Angeles. The argument started over a People Magazine article of Who Wore It Better. According to witnesses, Jenner started the argument by referencing the article and […]
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Race Relations Between Blacks and Whites Completely Resolved Following Nikki Minaj and Taylor Swift Reconciliation
After an intense twitter battle, in which Taylor Swift used the n-word repeatedly, reconciliation between pop stars Nikki Minaj and Taylor Swift has essentially served to end all race conflict in the United States. The argument started earlier this week when Nikki tweeted about the apparent racism in the music […]
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Buzzfeed Accounts of 70% of All News Read in the U.S.
As of June, Internet sensation Buzzfeed now reaches more people than the New York Times, Washington Post, Economist, Reuters, AP, Guardian, and BBC combined. “That’s just not how we process news now,” said buzzfeed CEO Lou Bateman. “We want things we genuinely care about.” The Sunshine Herald was able to […]
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Jon Snow Alive – Spoiler Alerts
R.R. Martin Reveals Game of Thrones Spoilers in Drunken Voicemail to friend In a drunken, rambling voicemail left to his old editor, R.R. Martin revealed three spoilers about the upcoming Game of Thrones new season. The first and most pressing of course is that Jon Snow is still alive. “I’m […]
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Justin Bieber on Par to Beat Wilt Chamberlains Sex Record
Wilt Chamberlain claimed to have slept with over 20,000 women during his lifetime.