‘Doloris’ is the hottest baby name trending this year despite no parent having used it since the early 1950s, according to the Onomastic Society of America (OSA). The name has also become incredibly popular among hipster parents, who by definition love all things vintage, and there is no name more […]
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Albino Raccoon Day
Today is National Albino Raccoon Day. A day in which people spread their love for the all the creatures in the world even if they’re as ugly and deplorable as an albino raccoon. “The goal of National Albino Raccoon Day will be to support the causes of Albino Raccoons. We […]
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Is Pluto a Planet? Presidential Nominees Way In
Trump: Pluto is too loser of a planet. It’s small. It’s weak. Oh, does Pluto endorse me . . . ? Rick Santorum: I think every state should be able decide whether or not it’s a planet. I don’t think any big government organization should be able to define it. […]
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Drug Dealers Social Lives Destroyed from Recreational Marijuana
The unintended victims of California’s legislation legalizing recreational marijuana are drug dealers but not in the way many might think. Many marijuana drug dealers are concerned that they will no longer have any friends now that they cannot provide them with access to illegal drugs. “I mean I don’t have […]
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Selfie Stick Fight at the Getty Museum
Selfie sticks are now banned at the Getty Museum following an altercation between two men on Saturday. According to witnesses, both men had selfie sticks and engaged in a pseudo-sword fight in the West Pavillion. The ensuing fight damaged many pieces of art resulting in close to $3,000,000 worth of […]
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Los Angeles Wants Syrian Refugees . . . to Create Food Trucks
The city of Los Angeles submitted a proposal on Tuesday in which they would take up to 10,000 Syrian refugees on the stipulation that when they move here, they are required to create food trucks. The demand for food trucks continues to increase all over Los Angeles, but the ideas […]
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Kim Davis Claims Pope Francis ‘Hit On’ Her, Rebuffs His Advances
During Pope Francis’ visit to the United States he met with Kim Davis, who reported that he made a sexual advance on her and that she turned him down. Davis (now infamous for her refusal to grant marriage licenses to gay couples in Kentucky because of her religious views) says […]
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McDonald’s Joins with Barbie to Improve Young Women’s Body Images
McDonald’s and Barbie declared a joint venture on Friday signing a deal that would place plus-sized Barbie dolls in Happy Meals. “The body shaming in this country needs to end, and we think that it should come from the corporation that started it in the first place,” said Barbie co-founder […]
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Buzzfeed Accounts of 70% of All News Read in the U.S.
As of June, Internet sensation Buzzfeed now reaches more people than the New York Times, Washington Post, Economist, Reuters, AP, Guardian, and BBC combined. “That’s just not how we process news now,” said buzzfeed CEO Lou Bateman. “We want things we genuinely care about.” The Sunshine Herald was able to […]
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L.A. Votes for $15 Minimum Wage
In a 14-1 vote the L.A. County supervisors voted to raise the minimum wage in the county to $15 over the next few five years. “Our goal was to price it out so that the average glass of wine at a restaurant is the same as an hour at minimum […]