Amid rumors that several of the Dodgers’ players urinated in the Diamond Back’s pool following their clinching of the NL West, Arizona native John McCain took revenge by urinating in four of the Dodgers’ pools spread throughout Malibu and Silver Lake this past weekend. “I don’t take disrespect like this […]
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#Stillbetter Top Trending Hashtag
In the wake of the underwhelming Manny Pacquiao vs Floyd Mayweather fight, the hashtag #stillbetter is trending number one on twitter today. Here are some of the greatest.
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L.A. is the Most Sexified City in the U.S.
At any given moment in L.A. there are 170,000 people engaged in sexual intercourse, which is more than any other U.S. city, according to a new study by the Center for Progressive Sex Research (CPSR). “Prostitutions rings, the epic center of the porn industry, and the ubiquitous celebrity sex tape […]
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Kim Jong Un rides 100 foot wave at Manhattan Beach Pier
On a surprise trip to the United States, North Korean leader Kim Jung Un tried surfing for the first time and successfully rode the first 100-foot wave at the Manhattan Beach pier, according to the Korean Central News Agency. This unprecedented achievement comes despite many obstacles, the first being that […]
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Marijuana to Fight Eating Disorders
On Wednesday, Mayor Garcetti implements his revolutionary program, Fighting Chronic with Chronic (FCWC), where the government will give over 100 pounds of marijuana to several Los Angeles high schools to help girls dealing with eating disorders. “Just think for a second if we somehow combined our youngsters with eating disorders […]
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Bed Eyes Newest Fashion Trend
For over the last decade the bedhead look has become increasingly popular, and now bed eyes are all the rage among teens and twenty year-olds. The look is simple with light brownish/red makeup around the eyes to make it appear that the wearer just woke up. It states a certain […]
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Hillary Clinton’s Drunken Tirade of Putin
After telling the press that Vladimir Putin was like ‘Hitler’ and a ‘tough guy with a thin skin,’ Hillary Clinton has now gone either farther with a drunken tirade poking fun at Putin’s physical appearance and personality. “He looks like a used Q-tip. His hair is literally the color of […]
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No More Surf Bullies
With the sweep of anti-bullying programs around the nation including NFL linebackers, it should come as no surprise that one new bullying target is surfer localism. “Just as everything I really need to learn, I learned in kindergarten, everything I need to know about surfing localism I can learn from […]
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Venice Beach Skate Park to Be Torn Down for New Segway and Hoover Board Park
After many crashes between Segway and hover board operators with skateboarders and bicyclists at the Venice Beach Skate Park, the city of Los Angeles has decided to bulldoze the park to create a complex that lends itself to all sports. The city will demolish the current skate park citing its […]